Thursday, December 15, 2016

Mid-Month Mirth Memo, December 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

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The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein


Maryann was told that the women in her family were able to walk on water on their 25th birthdays. It didn't seem possible, but her mother told her it was indeed true. So on her 25th birthday, Maryann takes a boat out to the lake, steps out of the boat and sinks. Back home again, she confronts her mother. "You told me that every women in our family could walk on water when they turned 25.

"It's true," says her mother.

"But when I just tried it, I almost drowned!"

"That's because your sisters and I were all born in December. You were born in July."

STUDENT REPLIES OF THE MONTH:Q: What is the opposite of main?
A: New Hampshire
- Amy Rebecca Butters

Q: Who was Joan of Arc?
A: She was Noah's wife.
- Jennifer Evans Pfohl

Q: What percentage of the European population died following the outbreak of the plague?
A: One hundred percent, eventually.
- Kim McCollum

"There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child."
- Erma Bombeck
                                          HAPPY HOLIDAYS                                 

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