Monday, July 25, 2016

Mid-Month Mirth Memo July 2016

"Prepare for mirth, for mirth becomes a feast."

-William Shakespeare

Is this email not displaying correctly?
View it in your browser.

The Mid-Month Mirth Memo is a short amusing tidbit to brighten middle of the month monotony. It is brought to you by best-selling author, award-winning speaker,
"Jollytologist" ® Allen Klein

JULY 2016


Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport. 
  Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow!

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections?
A.. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed.

My TEDx talk in now on YouTube. Watch it to create the world you want.

P.S.- If you like it, share it.
Copyright © 2016 Allen Klein, All rights reserved.
You are receiving this email because you requested the MidMonth Mirth Memo either by email or in Allen Klein's presentation.
Our mailing address is:
Allen Klein
World's Only "Jollytologist"
San Francisco, CA 94117

Add us to your address book
Email Marketing Powered by MailChimp