NEWS OF THE MONTH:
Spirit airlines recently announced that it will charge $100 to put a carry-on bag in the overhead bin.
What next you ask? Well here is what readers of Week magazine thought might be a couple of future
*$9 fee for bumping your head on the overhead bin as you take your seat; $3 additional penalty for
looking up at the bin after you bump into it.
*In the unlikely event of loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down. To start the flow of oxygen, simply insert your credit card…
BOOK TITLES OF THE MONTH:
Not sure how good a read these are but here are some actual amusing book titles:
Cooking with Pooh
If God Loves Me, Why Can't I Get My Locker Open?
I'm Changing the Locks & Cementing the Windows: How to Keep the Kids from Coming Back
LAUGHS OF THE MONTH:
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.